Sharpton campaign goers get thrown out
Metro #20

Saturday morning attendees of a Sharpton for President campaign rally were shown the door when hotel staff caught the group feasting at the all-you-can-eat buffet table without paying. Sharpton campaign officials stated that they were not aware the buffet was intended for overnight guests of the hotel only.

Sharpton leads massive protest in front of rural gun club
Metro #19

By all counts, this was expected to be one of Al Sharpton's largest campaign rallies to date. However, the group of anti-gun protesters, who had been hired to attend the meeting, were frightened by the crackle of gun fire coming from the nearby shooting range. According to Rev. Sharpton's campaign manager, "The anti-gun group ran into the hills before the meeting even got started."

Sharpton rededicates portion of 'The Mother Road'
Metro #18

Recent Al Sharpton campaign appearances have been met with dramatic improvements in rally attendance. Projected turnout estimates for today's event were as high as five or six. Sharpton maintains that he is "in it to win it" and today's rededication of Route 66 was to symbolize the "Mother Vote" that will be cast next year in his favor.

Milk producers show early support for Sharpton
Metro #17

Sharpton rocked the house today as a local dairy farm filled to capacity for the most recent Al Sharpton campaign stop. Recent polls indicate, Sharpton holds a significant lead among the nations dairy cows over the eight other Democratic candidates.

Sharpton discusses seniors and Medicare
Metro #16

Crowds filled the lot at the future home of a proposed senior center. Discussing issues such as medicare and prescription drugs, Sharpton whipped the aged crowd into a frenzy. Overcome with excitement, a sixty-seven year old man and his wife fell from their seats. Paramedics at the scene treated the two for mild head injuries and transported them to a nearby hospital for observation.

Farmers make way for Sharpton as campaign hits the heartland
Metro #15

Sharpton discusses his "Farmer's Rights" amendment in front of an adoring crowd. The Reverend spoke of childhood memories about planting rutabagas and talked about the urgent need for a constitutional amendment guaranteeing the right to farm.

Ballpark campaign rally draws crowds
Metro #14

According to Sharpton campaign officials, crowds for this campaign stop were much larger than expected. Still, the Reverend admits, " Our attendance has been down lately but we expect that to improve steadily.

Democratic faithful gather to meet Rev. Sharpton
Metro #13

Although turnout was much lighter than expected, Rev. Sharpton took time to shake hands and meet some of his strongest supporters. Sharpton expects that over the next few weeks, campaign rally turnout will improve.