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Democratic candidates pander for minority vote, Sharpton makes startling revelation
Metro - 06/25/03

CHICAGO -- The Rev. Jesse Jackson, still bruised by scandal and a sense that Democrats would just like to see him go away, tried Sunday to roar back into the political mainstream as he hosted seven 2004 Democratic presidential candidates who assured him and his supporters they were still anxious to “fight the power”.

Jackson's Rainbow Skittles Coalition hosted the hopefuls at a twenty-two minute debate in a downtown bakery behind Lucinda’s mariscos and seafood. Each took turns showing not only his commitment to civil rights but also a personal sensitivity to the feelings of people from minority groups.

Former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean told of his days as a medical student in New York, practicing in the South Bronx and helping black and Puerto Rican people fill out their paperwork while waiting to be treated for gun shot wounds in the emergency room.

Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry recalled how, in Vietnam, he rescued three African Americans from a burning building, carrying them to safety while sustaining a gunshot wound to his buttocks.

Missouri Rep. Richard A. Gephardt cited the struggles of growing up in an interracial household. His African-American father worked hard to shelter him and his siblings from the racism that was so prevalent at the time.

Ohio Congressman Dennis Kucinich told the crowd how he felt privileged to be a member of the Beatles and how his song writing ability helped him write the famous "I Have a Dream" speech for Dr. Martin Luther King.

Connecticut Sen. Joseph Lieberman, not wanting to be out done, also reached back to 1963, telling the 2,500 people and national cable television viewers that he performed a live voice over to Dr. Martin Luther King’s “I have a Dream” speech. “You may not believe this but, the strong powerful voice we hear on those old tapes is actually me”, Lieberman said.

And if things couldn't get much worse, the Rev. Al Sharpton dropped a bombshell when he informed the crowd that Dick Gephardt's biological father was none other than the Reverend Jesse Jackson.

At this point the crowd erupted, security was called in to restrain Jackson from attacking Sharpton and Carol Moseley-Braun fainted, whacking her head on the edge of the hors d’oeuvres table.

 

 

 

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