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Democratic strategy to cast Bush as "The most evil man in the World" is beginning to evolve
Metro World News - 07/02/03

LOS ANGELES -- Al Sharpton and the other democratic presidential candidates are putting a new emphasis on making healthcare and environmental issues more voter friendly. Instead of talking abstractly about ozone levels or the Superfund budget, they speak of the children who are forced to drink unsafe water because Republicans keep the good water for themselves, or of how minorities cook their food in toxic waste because Republicans are bottling it and selling it off as corn oil. [More...]

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Sharpton clubs heckler: Punishment for interrupting debate
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08/10/03

BALTIMORE -- Democratic presidential candidates went to great lengths Tuesday night to show they connected with the Black community in the first Democratic debate hosted by the Congressional Black Caucus.

Speaking from the campus of historically Black Morgan State University, the nine candidates were united in their attack on the most evil man in the world, George W. Bush. Throughout the night, President Bush was accused of poisoning seniors, feeding nails and broken glass to children and selling Black and Hispanic teenagers to Eastern-European slave traders. [More...]

 

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Insanity prevails as NAACP lash out at three Democratic no-shows
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07/15/03

MIAMI BEACH -- Three of the nine Democratic presidential contenders drew the wrath of the NAACP leadership on Monday for skipping the group's candidate forum, reflecting a growing concern among Blacks that their long time civil rights organization is becoming more and more irrelevant.

The six Democratic presidential hopefuls shared the stage with four empty chairs, each labeled with the name of a White House candidate who didn't make it. President Bush’s name was posted on one of the chairs. However his absence was later excused. “George W. Bush is the most evil man in the World and out of concern for the audience’s safety, we gave the President a pass,” said NAACP grand dragon, Kweisi Mfume. [More...]

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Sharpton apologizes after making comments comparing gang member to Dubya
Metro World News - 07/09/03

SOUTH CENTRAL, LA -- Crumbling beneath an avalanche of criticism, Democratic presidential candidate Rev. Al Sharpton reluctantly apologized today for his comment, comparing a Los Angeles area gang leader to President Bush. The Los Angeles gangster, backed by community gang supporters have made repeated demands of Sharpton that he apologize for his insensitive remarks. [More...]

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9 Democratic candidates strip down for mandatory physicals
Metro World News - 07/01/03

WASHINGTON -- The DNC announced the results of mandatory candidate physicals today. Six of 9 passed the required “smell” test. However, those who did not were Sen. Graham, Sen. John Edwards and Sen. Carole Moseley-Braun. Failing the “smell” test indicates these candidates are not frequent bathers and may have trouble attracting moderate voters to their campaign during the general election. [More...]

Democrats layout plan to swing voters away from the most evil man on Earth
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06/30/03

HOLLYWOOD -- Democrats assembled at a posh beachside resort Saturday to kick off their quest to defeat the “prince of darkness” himself, President Bush. Democrats have high hopes of turning the tide against a string of recent Republican victories.

Today a slate of speakers including former New York Gov. Mario Cuomo and House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi of California, urged the party to stay on the attack.

“Under George Bush’s leadership nearly all of our seniors have died,” said Palozi. “…and because of the failure of President Bush to fund more flavorful school lunches, forty percent of the nation’s 12 year olds may starve before their 16th birthday,” Palozi added. [More...]

Move-On.org: The results are in, Sharpton announces victory
Metro World News - 06/27/03

WASHINGTON -- Democrat Al Sharpton declared himself the winner of Move-on.org’s hard-fought presidential primary -- and by extension, the Move-on.org Democratic endorsement -- and said Friday morning that he will begin immediately "preparing to serve" as the Democrat’s great hope for the 2004 Presidential race. [More...]

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